My first pet was a crow. A dirty, diseased, terminal crow. If you’re waiting for this troubling anecdote to become light hearted and uplifting. I regretfully say you will be sorely disappointed. I had my first pet for a day before fate saw fit to diverge our respective paths. Granted it’s not your typical story […]Read more "Manslaughter of Crows"
I’m not the type to consciously put myself into uncomfortable situations. This has led to a very safe, and admittedly sometimes boring life. I once hid in an upstairs storage room for an hour because my relatives came over and I had neither the patience nor the adequate caffeine intake to deal with a situation […]Read more "Speechgate"
So I was combing through YouTube at 3am, and somewhere between the illuminati conspiracies and a video of Cher blinking for 10 minutes (it was an exceptionally odd night), I stumbled upon a video about lucid dreaming. I was met with a gentleman who seemed to be of the hippie disposition. He explained what lucid […]Read more "My (Failed) Attempt at Lucid Dreaming"
“Have you been getting enough sleep?” “Yes. For the hundredth time. Yes. How many more times are you going to ask me that? I have a class to get to.” “Well your father and I just worry, that’s all.” Reassured my mother from the other end of the phone line. “Between your place, college and […]Read more "Going Down?"
(Martha is a thirty-seven year old woman who has recently been made redundant from her job at a large firm she worked her whole adult life at. Her good friend runs a coffee shop so she hires her until she can find more permanent work. It’s her first day on the job and she is […]Read more "Coffee Shop Cupid"